Early today General Bonkers held a news conference to explain that he considers recent blog attacks
against him and his sister cats unwarranted acts of aggression which if continued
will be met by tooth and claw!
BACKGROUND
Few people understand the important role Battle Cats have played in the military history of our Nation.
Cats are proud and deadly creatures uniquely suited to modern warfare.
The U.S. military has long used cats in special operations under the top-secret Covert Anti-Terrorism Stealth (CATS) program. Smarter and stealthier than dogs, cats are also more agile: They can climb trees and leap across buildings to gather intelligence. Studies show they can survive nine times as long as human soldiers.
The CATS program originated during World War II and
was instrumental in the invasion of Normandy.
During the Vietnam War, cats proved adept at navigating unfamiliar terrain.
Paratroopers and cats, which do not need parachutes since they always land on their feet, perform training exercises over the California desert.
Cats are prized for their ability to see at night without the need for special equipment. In this exclusive image from the Abbottabad raid, a special ops cat sneaks up on Bin Laden's bodyguard.
A high-level CATS adviser, whose name was not released by the Pentagon, monitors the Abbottabad raid from the Situation Room.
An upcoming 10-part HBO series will tell the true story of an elite feline unit during World War II and will be directed by Tom Hanks.
History of Cats in our military provided by the staff of Izismile
